- Bam's Uncle: There were no Jeeps in the Civil War! This doesn't make any sense!
- Bam Margera: We're from the future!
- Bam Margera: Ya just don't get it, Vito, do ya?
- Bam's Uncle: No! I don't get it! It's crazy!
- Bam Margera: Ya just don't get it, Vito. Ya just don't get it.
- Bam Margera: Looks like we won, we got the cannonball asshole!
- Bam's Uncle: You can't have a Jeep in the Civil War, you don't make any sense.
- Bam Margera: We're from the future!