- Bam's Dad: We're not supposed to have a fence, is this considered a fence?
- Bam Margera: It's a wall.
- Bam's Dad: It's a wall? So it's legal?
- Bam Margera: My mom's side they're straight-laced. They do everything by the book. But my whole dad's side of the family grew up next to this gnarley power plant in Linwood Pa, and I have a feeling that all that radiation just #*&@with my whole family because everybody's nuts.
- Bam's Dad: Is any one left in your will mom? Who, Jess is, right?
- Bam's Grandmother (Mum-Mum): No, he wasn't a virgin 'til he got married.
- Bam's Dad: That's impossible to do that!
- Bam's Grandmother (Mum-Mum): In the olden days people did it.
- Bam Margera: That's crazy!
- Bam's Dad: You can't do that...
- Bam Margera: You gotta testdrive the car before you buy it Mum-Mum.
- Bam's Grandmother (Mum-Mum): I think you testdrove a lot of cars.
- Bam's Uncle: I can't believe you have elephants coming into your house.
- Bam's Mom: I know, but I'm letting you in anyway.