- Brandon DiCamillo: [whilst trying to find a date for Don Vito, shows a picture to some ladies] Having sex with him would be like a threesome every time
- Bam's Uncle: He's got no tiddly just joogle, you can't just goat duggle. Hammer and nail and hammer, something and expect it to grow! Beglat you've got these idiots... Sitting hernwhaga ehhhm, just sitting glawhahwaglahhh. What they're doing!