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The Vicar of Dibley (TV Series)
The Arrival (1994)
Emma Chambers: Alice Tinker
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Quotes
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[post credits]
Geraldine : So there's this nun, right?
Alice Tinker : Uh.
Geraldine : And she's having a bath. And a knock comes on the door.
Alice Tinker : Oh dear.
Geraldine : Yeah, and she says, "Who is it?" and the reply comes, "It's the blind man. Can I come in?" She thinks for a minute and she says, "Yes, all right then, come in." So this chap comes in and says, "Nice tits! Where do you want me to hang the blind?"
Alice Tinker : [long pause] Oh! He's not...
Geraldine : No.
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Geraldine : Don't call me 'Ma'am' - sounds like the Queen. Lovely lady, but very odd taste in hats, don't you think, Miss Tinker?
Alice Tinker : Yes!
Geraldine : Yes!
Alice Tinker : Oh, erm... you can call me Alice.
Geraldine : Right.
Alice Tinker : Because it's my name.