Veronica Mars (TV Series)
Normal Is the Watchword (2005)
Enrico Colantoni: Keith Mars
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Quotes
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Keith : So, senior year. How was your first day of school, honey?
Veronica : Great. I beat up a freshman, stole his lunch money, and then skipped out after lunch.
Keith : What, no premarital sex?
Veronica : Oh, yeah, yes. But don't worry, Dad, I swear you're gonna like these guys.
Keith : That's my girl.
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Veronica Mars : [Knocks on bathroom door] Are you done yet?
Wallace Fennel : It is NEVER going to happen if you keep doing that!
Veronica Mars : I see, stage fright? I'm making you nervous. Well, according to the box, we only need a few drops, and it'll test for cocaine, steroids, pot...
Keith Mars : What's up, honey?
Veronica Mars : Wallace is having a little trouble giving me a urine sample.
Keith Mars : Can't you talk on the phone and paint your nails like other girls?
Veronica Mars : Um, this is a health class project. C'mon, you're a man. Can you give him some pointers?
Keith Mars : Wallace?
Wallace Fennel : Yep.
Keith Mars : You try turning the water on?
Wallace Fennel : Mm-hm.
Keith Mars : Also, pinching your own nipples can sometimes work.
Wallace Fennel : AHHHHHHH, Man!
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Keith Mars : What's up, honey?
Veronica Mars : Wallace is having a little trouble giving me a urine sample.
Keith Mars : Can't you talk on the phone and paint your nails like other girls?