The Venture Bros. (TV Series)

Mid-Life Chrysalis (2004)

Michael Sinterniklaas: Dean Venture

Quotes 

• Hank Venture : [hands Brock a tiny lunchbox]  I packed a lunch for you. Bologna and cheese. And I cut the crusts off the way *I* like.

  Dean Venture : And I downloaded a bunch of crib notes into your communicator watch. You get stuck on one of the hard questions, just look it up.

• Dean Venture : No worries, Brock. I'll walk you through the written portion. Question 1: You're in Prague. A sniper's in the window above you. There's an alligator behind you, and a grizzly bear in front of you. What do you do? Do you...

  Brock Samson : Back somersault, pry off the alligator's jaw, use it as a boomerang to take out the sniper, when he falls out the window the grizzly'll go straight for the easier meal.

  Dean Venture : Uh... the answer's C.