- Dr. Reginald Murdoch: [voiceover] The role of a teacher is a lonely one. By necessity, the teacher's personal needs and desires are often sacrificed. But sometimes, the temptation to indulge is hard to resist.
- Sherry Woods: You're quite the mystery man, aren't you?
- Drew French: If you only knew.
- Sherry Woods: It doesn't matter. I can look at you and I can see what's inside of you.
- Drew French: No, you can't.
- Sherry Woods: Yes, I can. I know I can trust you to do the right thing.
- Sherry Woods: I don't think you should be here.
- Drew French: Probably not.
- Sherry Woods: Someone's here looking for strangers.
- Drew French: What, do you find me strange?
- Sherry Woods: No. I'm actually glad you're here. Do you think we could sit and talk or are you gonna disappear again?
- Essie Rachimova: It doesn't add up. When does Dr. Murdoch eat? Hmm? All humans have to get their nourishment from food.
- Karl Todman: Maybe he's carbo-loading in private.
- Essie Rachimova: And how old is he? Has he ever been married? What about friends, family? Where was he born?
- Marty Strickland: Look, everybody! It's Essie Rachimova, vampire PI!