Nikki Cox: Tiffany Malloy

Quotes 

• Jack Malloy : [after Tiffany sucker-punched Ryan]  Nice shot, sweetheart!

  Tiffany Malloy : [up close against him]  Daddy, I love you!

  Jack Malloy : [nuzzling her]  Ah, you're my little girl. I wouldn't miss these moments for anything.

  [she smiles up at him, then leaves, and he turns to still-recovering Ryan] 

  Jack Malloy : Not so easy with someone your own age, is it?

  [laughs] 

  Ryan Malloy : [sickly]  Dad, I think I'm gonna barf.

  Jack Malloy : Don't do it on the carpet. If you think Tiffany hits hard, don't try your mother.

• [first lines] 

  Ross Malloy : [just as Jack settles in to eat his burger]  Dad's home!

  Tiffany Malloy : [as all three children come rushing down the stairs]  Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Daddy, I wanna go to tennis camp! That's where all the rich boys are.

  Ryan Malloy : That's because you're spoiled. You see, I want something practical. I want a monkey.

  Tiffany Malloy : That's a great idea. That way it can be a pet and a tutor.

  Ross Malloy : I want a poster of that cool Joe Camel. He gets a lot of chicks, 'cause he *smokes*!