Unhappily Ever After (TV Series)

Pilot (1995)

Stephanie Hodge: Jennie Malloy

Photos 

Quotes 

• Tiffany Malloy : [at the top of the stairs, long, loose red hair, short skirt, long boots]  Hey, Ryan, I have something for ya.

  [coming down, carrying a glass of water, approaching Ryan] 

  Tiffany Malloy : Turn around.

  [he does so, and she throws the glass of water over his butt] 

  Tiffany Malloy : You like that?

  [he just grins at her] 

  Tiffany Malloy : That's how it feels when somebody leaves the toilet seat up and you fall in.

  [still he just stands grinning] 

  Jennie Malloy : Oh, now, c'mon kids, you know the rules. Shut up until you go to sleep.

• Jack Malloy : [re Jennie not returning his leather jacket]  If I took something of yours, I'd give it back.

  Jennie Malloy : What about my virginity?

  Jack Malloy : Check with somebody else, baby.