Unhappily Ever After (TV Series)

Pilot (1995)

Dana Daurey: Amber Moss

Quotes 

• Amber Moss : [in the school cafeteria, Tiffany likes the boy]  Oh, he's cute.

  Tiffany Malloy : Yeah.

  [dressed to kill, giggles] 

  Amber Moss : Well, go ahead, you should give him a tumble. Sex is cool, all the kids are doing it.

  Tiffany Malloy : Well, not me. I'm not caving in to peer pressure. I choose to save my virginity for some wrinkly old wheeze-bag with a ton of money and a month to live. I'm not giving it away. There's going to be a major entry fee.

  Amber Moss : Then why bother dressing like that?

  Tiffany Malloy : Cos I love the power.

• Amber Moss : [explaining the benefits of having divorcing parents to Tiffany]  And the best part for you is, when you fail, it is not because you're stupid, you're a product of a broken home.

  Barry : Uh-huh.

  Miss Taylor : [incoming hot-looking female teacher, short skirt, long red hair, bosomy]  Ryan Malloy!

  [confronting him] 

  Miss Taylor : Somebody stole a mid-term exam from my desk. I know it was you.

  Ryan Malloy : [shrugs]  I'm sorry.

  [remembering what he overheard] 

  Ryan Malloy : I'm the product of a broken home.

  Miss Taylor : [instantly sympathetic]  Oh. Then it's okay.

  [hugs him, clasping him to her bosom, he is in heaven]