Unhappily Ever After (TV Series)
In the Stars (1996)
Mila Kunis: Chloe
Quotes
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Chloe : [Tiffany has found somebody at Ryan's level of expertise] He's a dork!
Tiffany Malloy : [to the little girl:] You're being paid four lollipops, now come on and do your job.
[to Ryan:]
Tiffany Malloy : Go on, charm her! You can do it, 'cause I'm helping you. I taught Jasper how to get the mail, I can teach you to be human! Let's try this, okay? You do something good, I'll give you a little fish-cracker, okay? Okay, now... Sit up!
[like a dog, Ryan obeys]
Tiffany Malloy : Good! Now, shake!
[Ryan offers paw]
Tiffany Malloy : Yes! Roll over!
[dog boy pleases mistress]
Tiffany Malloy : Good boy!
Ryan Malloy : I don't think it's gonna help me get girls.
Tiffany Malloy : [with laughter] Oh, it's not, it just amuses me!