Unhappily Ever After (TV Series)
Daddy's Little Girl (1995)
Bobcat Goldthwait: Mr. Floppy
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Quotes
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Jack Malloy : Oh, it sure is tough being a father. I just wonder if I'm doing the right thing.
Mr. Floppy : Absolutely. You saved your little girl. 'Cos guys just want one thing.
[thinks this over]
Mr. Floppy : Actually, two things. They want air-conditioning too.
[thinks this over]
Mr. Floppy : Actually, three things. Cable TV.
[thinks this over]
Mr. Floppy : Actually, four things. Guys want to be left alone and not talked to until it's time to go to bed.
[thinks that over]
Mr. Floppy : No, actually five things. They want to wake up alone in the morning so that they don't have to talk about their 'feelings.'
[Jack laughs, and lots of time clearly elapse:]
Mr. Floppy : Maybe ninety-six things. A gun. A big gun.
[nods to himself]
Mr. Floppy : Maybe ninety-seven things.
[Jack raises his eyes]
Mr. Floppy : Did I say air-conditioning?
Jack Malloy : [consulting a list on yellow notepad] Yeah, you said air-conditioning. 2, 25 and 69.
Mr. Floppy : Did you say sixty-nine?
[thinks this over]
Mr. Floppy : Maybe ninety-eight things...