Unhappily Ever After (TV Series)
A Line in the Sand (1995)
Bobcat Goldthwait: Mr. Floppy
Quotes
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Mr. Floppy : [Vegas casino fantasy sequence, at the gambling table, he is the mascot of five gorgeous girls] Come on girls, rub the bunny for luck!
[they do]
Mr. Floppy : Don't forget the tail!
[they didn't]
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Mr. Floppy : [in the midst of his Hawaiian fantasy, being cuddled by two dream-girls] Drew Barrymore, if you're watching, this is only a fantasy, you're still my one true love. But until you call, I can live with this.
[joyous laughter]
Jack Malloy : [passing behind them] Hey, will you look at this, all this seafood, and for only $89-95c.
[it's a mountainous heap]
Mr. Floppy : Ahh. I'm suddenly sleepy. Pillow for my head please?
[he gets to rest his weary head on the side of Donna D'Errico's bosom - in real life, he is grunting with pleasure as he lies there on the couch with Jack]
Jack Malloy : Floppy! Floppy, snap out of it!
Mr. Floppy : Huh?
[impatiently:]
Mr. Floppy : What do you want?
Jack Malloy : Look, when I said we were going to Hawaii, I didn't mean that it was... Well, I meant... Well, I'm talking about me and Jennie going.
Mr. Floppy : [impatiently] What you talking about, Willis?
Jack Malloy : [rises] I can't take a stuffed bunny on vacation with me.
Mr. Floppy : [hurt] I brought you on my fantasy.
Jack Malloy : Did I have fish? I love fish.
Mr. Floppy : You had a delightful seafood platter. I chose the melons.
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Mr. Floppy : [last lines, reading fan mail] Dear Mr. Floppy, I think you're sweet, smart and savvy, everything I want in a man. Are you married? Liz T., Los Angeles. Eight times! I think I might still be married to two of them, but that's for the lawyers to decide. I have 164 kids, to. All of them named George. Hi, guys. Uhm, check's in the mail. Daddy loves you. And, uhm, kids, always wear a raincoat.
[secret exposed, looks forlornly at camera]