Two of a Kind (TV Series)

The Odd Couples (1999)

Ashley Olsen: Ashley Burke

Quotes 

• [frustrated with Jared's disinterest in their marriage project and finally speaking up] 

  Ashley Burke : Tell you what: let me put that on "Pause" for a second.

  [takes away Jared's Game Boy and throws it aside] 

  Jared : Hey!

  Ashley Burke : Hey nothing! Now listen up 'cause I'm only gonna say this once! This marriage is failing because we're not communicating!

  Jared : [stands up]  Hey, you can't -

  Ashley Burke : Sit down!

  [pushes him back into the chair] 

  Ashley Burke : I am *not* through communicating! We are going to make this marriage work, or I am going to hurt you!

  Jared : [giving in]  Okay, okay.

  Ashley Burke : [calmly but firmly]  Now we have $800 left and we are going to decide *together* what to do with it.

  [settles down to work] 

  Jared : [comes to sit beside her]  You know, Ashley... you're kinda sexy when you get all mad. Wanna go see a movie sometime?

  Ashley Burke : [looks at him incredulously]  Oh save it, mister. Let's get through this marriage and *then* we can talk about dating.