Two of a Kind (TV Series)
The Heartbreak Kid (1998)
Christopher Sieber: Kevin Burke
Quotes
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Kevin Burke : [to Ashley] Well, I found out your situation with Taylor, so to make things easier on you, I hired Mary-Kate a new tutor.
Ashley Burke : You fired Taylor? How could you do that to me?
Kevin Burke : What are you talking about? I thought you'd be relieved. I figured if he didn't come to the house, it would help you get over him.
Ashley Burke : But I don't want to get over him! I can't believe Carrie told you!
Kevin Burke : She didn't. I found all your Taylor things in the trash.
Ashley Burke : You went through my trash?
Kevin Burke : No, no, of course not. Eddie went through your trash.
Ashley Burke : Eddie knows too? What do I need, a shredder?
Kevin Burke : Ashley, I know you're angry with me, but eventually, I think you'll see that what I did was for the best.
Ashley Burke : Well, if you want what's best for me, do me a favor and stay out of my personal life!
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Carrie : Look at the birdcage Mary-Kate picked up.
Kevin Burke : Oh, no.
Mary-Kate Burke : Dad, I know what you're thinking. I haven't had the best luck with animals.
Kevin Burke : Sweetheart, let's be honest. You haven't had any luck with animals.
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Carrie : Well, don't worry. I promise this pet will survive. I'm great with animals. I once had a cat until it was nine.
Kevin Burke : That's not very old for a cat.
Carrie : Oh. Well, I helped raise my little brother and he's still alive.
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Kevin Burke : [about the pigeon] Well, Harriet, would you like to be buried in the shade or the sun?
Carrie : Will you stop that? Mary-Kate's string of dead animals is ending with 12.
Kevin Burke : She only lost eleven.
Carrie : Well, we hit a possum on the way home.
