Two of a Kind (TV Series)

The Heartbreak Kid (1998)

Mary-Kate Olsen: Mary-Kate Burke

Quotes 

• Ashley Burke : I'm so excited. My first antique!

  Carrie : My first antique was this great, old rocking chair. I remember I cleaned it up and sold it for twice what I paid.

  Mary-Kate Burke : You mean someday Ashley's trunk could be worth eight bucks? Ooh, dare to dream.

• Carrie : Look at the birdcage Mary-Kate picked up.

  Kevin Burke : Oh, no.

  Mary-Kate Burke : Dad, I know what you're thinking. I haven't had the best luck with animals.

  Kevin Burke : Sweetheart, let's be honest. You haven't had any luck with animals.

• Carrie : This is a homing pigeon. It's a foolproof pet. It flies away, it comes back.

  Mary-Kate Burke : And the best part is it's too big to get sucked into the vacuum cleaner.