Two of a Kind (TV Series)

The Heartbreak Kid (1998)

Ashley Olsen: Ashley Burke

Quotes 

• Kevin Burke : [to Ashley]  Well, I found out your situation with Taylor, so to make things easier on you, I hired Mary-Kate a new tutor.

  Ashley Burke : You fired Taylor? How could you do that to me?

  Kevin Burke : What are you talking about? I thought you'd be relieved. I figured if he didn't come to the house, it would help you get over him.

  Ashley Burke : But I don't want to get over him! I can't believe Carrie told you!

  Kevin Burke : She didn't. I found all your Taylor things in the trash.

  Ashley Burke : You went through my trash?

  Kevin Burke : No, no, of course not. Eddie went through your trash.

  Ashley Burke : Eddie knows too? What do I need, a shredder?

  Kevin Burke : Ashley, I know you're angry with me, but eventually, I think you'll see that what I did was for the best.

  Ashley Burke : Well, if you want what's best for me, do me a favor and stay out of my personal life!

• Ashley Burke : I'm so excited. My first antique!

  Carrie : My first antique was this great, old rocking chair. I remember I cleaned it up and sold it for twice what I paid.

  Mary-Kate Burke : You mean someday Ashley's trunk could be worth eight bucks? Ooh, dare to dream.