Two of a Kind (TV Series)
Kevin Burke's Day Off (1999)
Ashley Olsen: Ashley Burke
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Quotes
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Kevin Burke : [as he reads Ashley's newspaper article] As for the cheerleaders, their pyramid was shoddy, their splits were a joke, and you could hardly hear the cheers over the flapping of Courtney Collins' thighs.
Ashley Burke : What do you think?
Kevin Burke : Ashley, you can't print that.
Ashley Burke : Why not?
Kevin Burke : You misspelled "shoddy."
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Mary-Kate Burke : [to Ashley] Why do you want to hang out with those stuck-up cheerleaders, anyway?
Ashley Burke : Well, 'cause they're the most popular girls in school.
Carrie Moore : But you're popular.
Ashley Burke : Sure, compared to Mary-Kate.
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Courtney Collins : Oh, wow, Gabrielle, look what happened to your backpack. Gee, that's really too bad. See you at tryouts, Ashley.
Ashley Burke : No, you won't.
Courtney Collins : What's that supposed to mean?
Ashley Burke : I really wanted to be a cheerleader, but not this bad. I'm really sorry, Gabrielle. You're right, you didn't deserve this.
Courtney Collins : You're making a big mistake, Ashley.
Ashley Burke : I already made the mistake.