Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam! (2005)
Conchata Ferrell: Berta
Quotes
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Charlie Harper : [Charlie's in great pain after throwing his back out, and initially asks Alan to help him] New plan. I need someone who can give me drugs.
Berta : I'm not holding, but I can make a couple calls.
Alan Harper : Drugs just mask the problem.
Charlie Harper : Fine! Mask it, throw a cape on it, let it fight crime... I just want it to go away!