Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Pilot (2003)

Marin Hinkle: Judith Harper

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• Alan Harper : Now, what I think you need to do is to make a list. On one side, put what you don't like about our marriage, and on the other side, what you do.

  Judith Harper : Alan, sometimes when I think about coming home to you, I start crying in my car.

  Alan Harper : Okay. That would probably go on the "don't" side.