Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers (2004)

Jon Cryer: Alan Harper

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• Alan : [giddy with excitement]  Charlie, I have never had sex like this before in my *life*! In fact, I-I-I don't think anything I had prior to this can even be called "sex"! Because if we call that "sex", we need a new name for this. My suggestion would be, "Hootenanny Yum-Yum".

• [first lines] 

  Alan : Hey. How do I look?

  Charlie : [not looking]  Incredible. All men want to be you, all women want to be with you.

  Alan : Can you at least look at me before you answer?

  Charlie : [looks]  I stand corrected. All men want to be with you...

• Alan : [Charlie is working out; Alan drinks from Charlie's water bottle]  What the hell is this?

  Charlie : Bourbon.

  Alan : You drink Bourbon while you work out?

  Charlie : Gin makes me sweat.