- Farrah Arnold: [Farrah was making out with a guy on the couch, Mitchee comes up and blows an air horn] I can't believe you! You kept me from getting-
- Mitchee Arnold: [blows air horn]
- Farrah Arnold: You piece of-
- Mitchee Arnold: [blows air horn]
- Farrah Arnold: [Farrah and Mitchee are argiung about who should go and see who's making noise in their living room] No, I can't go out there I'm not wearing any underpants!
- Mitchee Arnold: Ew! You don't sleep in underpants!?
- Farrah Arnold: What? You do?
- Mitchee Arnold: This is San Fransisco, what if there's an earthquake and I have to run outside?
- Farrah Arnold: Yeah, well, who are they gonna pull out of the rubble first? The girl with no underpants!
- Mitchee Arnold: [To Farrah about Sanjay being in thier living room and them thinking it was a robber] Oh yeah you weren't scared! You jumped into my bed like Heath Ledger was in it!
- Farrah Arnold: Oh yeah, well you dug your nails into my arm like I was Albert Einstien!
- Mitchee Arnold: Oh yeah, 'cause that's my fantasy.