- Sarah: It's fine with me if Julian wants to take Trevor and Corey out for an afternoon or whatever, as long as he treats them properly. Whenever they go out with Ricky and Julian, what happens? They come home crying, dehydrated, mysterious wounds, they won't tell me what happened because they're scared to death of those guys.
- Jim Lahey: I've got $100 for groceries, $1400 for liquor and $6000 to bail out a couple of Shit Puppets.
- Jim Lahey: We may need a few more Shit Puppets for our play Randy. And they gotta be angry Shit Puppets, and you gotta make 'em angry! You say whatever it takes to get 'em angry! But they're not angry at us Randy! Shit Puppets are supposed to be angry at other Shit Puppets!
- Randy: Mr. Lahey, is this you talking or the liquor?
- Jim Lahey: Randy...
- [takes a massive swig]
- Jim Lahey: ... I am the liquor.