- Tess: Stay away from a thing called junk food. And stay away from coffee. I've got enough trouble with another angel already. She's on vacation picking coffee beans. Miss Wings cannot get enough of that double mocha latte.
- Eric Weiss: Well, Celeste, do you mind if we decompose your subatomic particles and rearrange them in the time-and-space continuum?
- Celeste: You mean make me disappear? I think I might like that...
- [the audience, including Tess, laughs]
- Andrew: I'm "Andy". Andy, the Agent of Death. Listen, one week with that guy and I wish he'd fire *me*.
- Monica: You know, Heaven can be very heavenly, but helping people - can be just as wonderful in a different way.
- Tess: That's what happens when people have secrets. They end up being haunted by the truth. And it won't go away until they face it.
- Eric Weiss: I've waited my whole life for this moment. Or maybe it's been waiting for me. The moment of truth.
- Monica: You cover your eyes and you think that no one will see you - no one will find you. But God has never lost you.
- Monica: You see, that's the thing, with secrets and lies. They're illusions that grow bigger and bigger until you can't see the truth anymore.
- Monica: You have spent your whole life trying to cheat death, and instead you have cheated life because you were too afraid to really live it.