After an Art Fern Tea Time movie skit, Bob Hope recalls his vaudeville days and discusses performing for wounded veterans. He then shows some outtakes from his upcoming Christmas special. Dean Martin does a hilarious drunk act, discussing his gambling habits and criticizing Johnny's clothes. He also comments on his Christmas special which follows Hope's, and the conversation gradually veers into comments and jokes which are bleeped out for viewers. Charles Nelson Reilly talks at length about problems with his boat, and recalls working on Martin's show. Carol Wayne does some quiz questions from her game show with Johnny.
—WesternOne