Tom Goes to the Mayor (TV Series)

Bear Traps (2004)

Jack Black: Trapper JB

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Quotes 

• Trapper JB : [singing]  Traps all day and traps all night. Traps can snap and rip and bite. Put a bear trap here. Put a bear trap there. Traps can go most everywhere.

  Trapper Kyle : [singing]  Traps all day and traps all night. Me love traps with all my might.

  Trapper JB : [singing]  You can set it and forget it.

  Trapper Kyle : [singing]  But don't ever let it get you in the arm, oh no.

  Trapper JB : [singing]  It happened long ago

  Trapper Kyle : [singing]  Careful with that trap in tow

  Trapper JB : You know traps are real and forged in steel. Papi taught me on the trapping wheel. These bear traps, she be my master? They clink and clank like a stab from a shank. Suddendly there hence a stank, it was I. What a disaster.

  Towns People : [singing]  Child safety is our code!

  Trapper JB , Trapper Kyle : [singing]  Put some beartraps in the road!

  Towns People : [singing]  Never shall we fear or fight!

  Trapper JB , Trapper Kyle : [singing]  We guarantee they'll snap real tight!

  Trapper JB , Trapper Kyle , Towns People : [singing]  Well, you must admit that it's a real mans trade. We'll admit that it's a real mans trade. Well, you must admit that it's a real mans trade. We'll admit that it's a real mans trade.

  Trapper JB , Trapper Kyle : [singing]  Admit it's a fair tade.