- Shirley: Like, try our wiki-waki punch! It's served in the shell of a once living coconut that is now dead! You murderers.
- Montana Max: Attention, peasants! For lunch we're please to offer you lobster, or filet mignon. HA! Just kidding! That's what I'm eating! What you're eating hasn't been classified by science yet- bon appetit!
- Plucky Duck: [as the airline steward] And what'll it be - grey lumps in brown sauce or brown lumps in grey sauce?
- Buster Bunny: Uh, you wouldn't have any tasy, nutritious carrots, perchance, would you?
- Plucky Duck: Closest we come are these freeze-dried, reconstituted carrot chips.
- Buster Bunny: Hmm. How bad can they be?
- [eats one and instantly retches]
- Buster Bunny: [at a rental garage] I'll rent us a limo to take us to the hotel.
- [rings bell; Elmyra appears behind the desk]
- Elmyra Duff: Ooooh! Two cutesy-wootsy cuddly hippetty-hops have come to rent a car!
- [Buster and Babs scream and exit hastily]
- Elmyra Duff: Wait! Come back! I have so much love to give, and so many cars to rent!
- Buster Bunny: [after being drenched in a flooded bathroom] Uh, Babsy, you wouldn't have a Q-tip would you?
- TV Spokesman: We interrupt this very special episode of Tiny Toons to bring you a more special report.
- Scientist: [rolling down a chart] This is a Q-tip, one of man's most practical inventions. See Figure A: notice fifty percent more cotton and the delicate Swiss craftsmanship.
- Buster Bunny: Oh, what is WITH this story? It's like thirteen-year-olds wrote it!
- Babs Bunny: Thirteen-year-olds did write it.
- Buster Bunny: Oh yeah, that explains it.
- Babs Bunny: Let's take this up with the big guy.
- Buster Bunny: Raymond Burr?
- Babs Bunny: [sarcastic] Yeah, Raymond Burr. Maybe we can get a guest shot on Perry Mason. Gimme a break.
- Shirley: Like, welcome to Hawaii! Enjoy these ultra rare flowers that like, died for you! You murderers.
- Sarah Creef: Hey, aren't you supposed to be filming our script?
- Buster Bunny: That's what I wanted to talk to you about. My contract says: I don't do plane scenes!
- [the girls whisper to eachother]
- Sarah Creef, Amy Crosby, Renee Carter: Hmmm.
- Sarah Creef: The plane stays.
- Amy Crosby: Now back to work.
- Buster Bunny: Oh, but girls...
- Renee Carter: [hanging up] That's an actor for you - always messing with the writer's vision.
- Steven Spielberg: So, what's up?
- Buster Bunny: Today's script stinks, and we're not even in it!
- Steven Spielberg: Well, I just got a script from three hot young writers, eighth graders in fact, it's called 'Buster & Babs Go Hawaiian.'
- Babs Bunny: Hawaii! Oh, I've always wanted to go there! OW!
- Buster Bunny: We'll do it. Thanks!
- [exits]
- Babs Bunny: You know, Stevie hon, I'm available for features.
- [Buster yanks her out]
- Steven Spielberg: You guys were great! What a wonderful show, thanks.
- Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny: Oh, thank you Mr. Spielberg, I mean...
- Steven Spielberg: By the way, the girls wrote another script - Buster and Babs go to Mars in a rocket ship. We begin shooting on Monday, bye!
- [drives off]
- Buster Bunny: A rocket ship?
- [gulp]
- Buster Bunny: What did I do to deserve this?
- Babs Bunny: You're being negative again!
- Bugs Bunny: Eh... got a minute Doc? About this credit card bill...
- Babs Bunny: Next stop, Mars!
- Buster Bunny: I hate flying, I hate flying, I hate flying...
- Buster Bunny: Wait till I give these hack scripthounds a piece of my mind!
- [opens a door to reveal the writers playing cards]
- Female Writer: Any threes?
- Writer: Go fish.
- Female Writer: You guys the pizza people?
- [Buster slams the door]
- Babs Bunny: Losers.
- Buster Bunny: Big time.
- Babs Bunny: [kissing Bugs Bunny's credit card] I've never told you this before, but I love you! Mwah! Mwah!
- Buster Bunny: [to a very confused doorman] She's got a thing for plastic.
- Gogo Dodo: [as the hotel concierge] Eeeeyeeeees?
- Buster Bunny: We'd like a room.
- Gogo Dodo: A room? What type of room?
- [turns into a mushroom]
- Gogo Dodo: Mushroom?
- [turns into Caeser]
- Gogo Dodo: You know all roads lead to Room!
- [Buster smacks him]
- Gogo Dodo: Et tu Buster? There's always room for one more!
- Babs Bunny: In that case, we'll take a suite.
- Gogo Dodo: Sweet? What type of sweet? A banana split? A candy cane? A sugar swirl? Double-dip Tutti-fruity bunny with a cherry on top?
- Babs Bunny: Let's go sightseeing, okay?
- Buster Bunny: Shouldn't we be getting our beauty rest first? I mean it's been a very long day, don't you think?
- Babs Bunny: [sweetly] Please, Buster - we never go anywhere or do anything. Please? Please? Puh-leeez?
- Buster Bunny: Okay, Babs. I hate it when she does that.
- Babs Bunny: [watching Buster being chased by a shark] BUSTER!
- [to the audience]
- Babs Bunny: This is my big dramatic moment. NOOO!
- Buster Bunny: [greeting Steven Spielberg] Hey, Steve-arino!
- Babs Bunny: Steve-man!
- Buster Bunny: The Stevester!
- Babs Bunny: Steve-arooski!
- Buster Bunny: Steve-arello!
- Babs Bunny: [as Mary Poppins] Steve-acalifragilisticexpialidocious!
- Buster Bunny, Steven Spielberg: Rope it in.
- Buster Bunny: [carrying Babs' baggage] Gee, I hope you brought enough stuff.
- Babs Bunny: So I'm roping it.
- Mary Melody: I'm sorry, each passenger is only allowed two pieces of carry-on luggage. You'll have to check the others.
- [rings bill; Dizzy appears dressed as a baggage handler and eats all but two of the bags]
- Dizzy Devil: Yum! Samsonite!
- Montana Max: [as the pilot] Aloha, suckers! Welcome aboard Air-Acme's Hawaiian express! We're presently 87th in line for takeoff - But why wait? Ha ha!
- [takes off]
- Montana Max: Hey, I got us up! Guess there's a first time for everything, huh folks?
- [starts playing Pac-Man]
- Babs Bunny: Oooho, Buster! We're broke and alone, millions of miles from anyone we know! What'll we do?
- Man in Trench Coat: Your money is stolen; your luggage is eaten, and you're a million miles away from anyone you know. What will you do? What WILL you do?
- Babs Bunny: Well, what will we do?
- Man in Trench Coat: Gee, I don't know I just like saying 'What WILL you do?' Bye.
- Buster Bunny: That guy's nose is huge!
- Babs Bunny: Where'd you get an Acme Gold Express card? I didn't think they gave them to kids.
- Buster Bunny: Well, they don't. I just borrowed this from Bugs Bunny in case we needed it.
- [cut to Bugs watching the episode on TV at home]
- Bugs Bunny: [looking in his wallet] Why that little so-and-so! I am not happy about this.
- Babs Bunny: Hey, where'd all this luggage come from? Ours was eaten, remember?
- Buster Bunny: Uh-oh. There's a hole in the plot!
- Babs Bunny: Big enough to drive a Mack truck through!
- Elmyra Duff: [the 'Shark' is revealed as Elmyra wearing a shark-fin] There you are Hippetty-hop! You wanna play Treasure Island with me, huh?