- The Tick: You're on a first-name basis with lucidity, little friend. I have to call it Mister Lucidity, and that's no good in a pinch.
- [last lines]
- Captain Liberty: [walking her dog - the dog is out-of-frame] Well, you gotta admit, he's much better behaved, now.
- Batmanuel: Yes, well, neutering a dog will have that affect, though I must question your methods.
- The Tick: [walks up to greet, sees the dog] Captain Liberty! Batmanuel! Long time, no see. Geronimo! Where'd ya get the platypus?
- Fiery Blaze: So, eh... What does Arthur do?
- The Tick: He flies, once in a while. Mostly he yells, like when I leave the cap off the toothpaste.
- Fiery Blaze: Wow, there... Hey, that's no good for you, man. You're the superhero! You gotta keep your head clear to wage war against the wicked. Sidekicks are supposed to put the cap back on the toothpaste.
- The Tick: I hear that!
- Fiery Blaze: Hey, you're the starplayer on this team. He's supposed to take care of the little stuff - bills, laundry, sending out Christmas cards.
- The Tick: Go tell it on the mountain!
- The Tick: Dude... I'm *on* the mountain!