- The Sister: Hello. Are you David Miller?
- Jack Tripper: The one and only.
- The Sister: I've been looking forward to this moment.
- [punches him in the stomach, then elbows him in the back]
- The Sister: That's for my kid sister!
- Jack Tripper: What did she order?
- Jack Tripper: [a girl has just given jack a few judo flips around the kitchen] Felipe? Why didn't you help out?
- Felipe Gomez: She didn't need no help.