Three's Company (TV Series)
The New Landlord (1979)
Suzanne Somers: Chrissy Snow
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Quotes
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Chrissy Snow : You can't kick 3 helpless children out on to the street you wouldn't be able to sleep at night!
Ralph Furley : I can't sleep anyway, you sold my bed!
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Chrissy Snow : [at the Regal Beagle] Hi, Larry. Mind if we sit here with you?
Larry Dallas : Not at all. Just don't block my view of the door.
Chrissy Snow : Why? Expecting someone?
Larry Dallas : Oh, yeah! I'm waiting for my date for tonight.
Janet Wood : Yeah? What's she like?
Larry Dallas : Well... She's got beautiful long red hair, big green eyes and full... luscious lips and a body that just won't quit.
Janet Wood : Mm, oh yeah? What's her name?
Larry Dallas : I don't know. But if anyone comes in who looks like that, I'm gonna find out.
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Larry Dallas : Okay, okay, no more jokes. Tell me about your garage sale.
Chrissy Snow : It's not our garage sale.
Larry Dallas : Then whose is it?
Chrissy Snow : It's ours!
[Larry looks at her nonplussed]
Chrissy Snow : It's our sale, it's not our garage.
Larry Dallas : Oh.
Chrissy Snow : Larry, you know we don't have a car. Why would we own a garage?
[looks at Larry like he's totally stupid, then turns to her friend:]
Chrissy Snow : I give up, Janet, you try.
Janet Wood : It's the Ropers' garage.
Larry Dallas : A-ha!
Janet Wood : Ya. When they moved, they left a lot of stuff in there. They said we could do anything we want with it.
Chrissy Snow : Yes, now we're gonna sell it all to raise money for the rent.
Janet Wood : Right! But it's not gonna be easy. I mean, only an idiot would buy the junk they left behind.
[Larry laughs]
Chrissy Snow : Hey, why don't we invite them over to the sale? They bought it all once, maybe they'll buy it again!