- Jack Tripper: [lame try] Chrissy, You don't wanna open that...
- Chrissy Snow: [but she did] Oh...
- [admires the mink coat]
- Chrissy Snow: Oh, my! Oh..
- Janet Wood: Oh, my...
- Chrissy Snow: Jack...
- Jack Tripper: Oh, my!
- Chrissy Snow: Oh, Jack, oh...
- [beams]
- Chrissy Snow: This is... Oh! This is...
- Jack Tripper: [tries to take it back] This is all wrong, let me take it back to the store!
- Chrissy Snow: [hangs on to it] No! No, no, no, no! Oh, it is absolutely perfect!
- Janet Wood: Perfect? That's more than perfect. That is sensational!
- Chrissy Snow: Oh, Janet, when you said Jack would have something up his sleeve, I never dreamed it would be a whole jacket!
- Chrissy Snow: [admonished by Janet] Oh, I know. We gotta help him out.
- [puts on the coat]
- Chrissy Snow: Where is Jack?
- Janet Wood: Oh, he went to school early. He's gonna try and get a loan.
- Chrissy Snow: Oh, I can't let him pay Mr. Roper back himself.
- Janet Wood: Well, yeah,
- [shrugs]
- Janet Wood: but what can you do?
- Chrissy Snow: Well, there must be some way a girl can make three hundred dollars in a hurry!
- Janet Wood: Uh, uh, Chrissy...
- Chrissy Snow: Oh, besides *that*!
- Chrissy Snow: But... we don't need the money!
- Janet Wood: What?
- Chrissy Snow: [takes wad of cash from handbag] I've got it. All of it!
- [big smile]
- Janet Wood: Chrissy...! How...?
- Chrissy Snow: I held a raffle at the office.
- Janet Wood: Ooh, that's a great idea.
- Chrissy Snow: I know, I know! A guy by the name of Harry Simpson was the winner.
- [chuckles]
- Chrissy Snow: I think he was a little angry when he found out the prize was my jacket.
- [chuckles]
- Janet Wood: Oh, why, what did he expect to win?
- Chrissy Snow: Me!
- [chuckles, aims to go off, gets pulled back]
- Chrissy Snow: Well, I guess it was kind of my fault.
- Janet Wood: How?
- Chrissy Snow: I went selling tickets from office to office, and I told everybody to...
- [lifts up her arms, twirls]
- Chrissy Snow: take a good look at what they are getting.
- [happens to be wearing a figure-hugging turtleneck sweater]
- Janet Wood: Naturally...
- [nods]
- Janet Wood: they thought they were getting...
- Chrissy Snow: [nods] Yeah. Oh, only the guys.