- Chrissy Snow: [realizes Jack is flirting with Veronica] Oh. Am I interrupting something?
- Jack Tripper: I hope so!
- Chrissy Snow: [enters] Hi, Janet.
- Janet Wood: Hi.
- Chrissy Snow: [closes door] Where's Jack?
- Janet Wood: You mean hot-to-trot Tripper?
- [engrossed by TV guide]
- Janet Wood: He already left.
- Chrissy Snow: Are you still mad at him?
- Janet Wood: Well... he's got a lot of nerve, I'll say that for him. I mean, first he makes up the rules, and then he wants to change them. Isn't that just like a man?
- Chrissy Snow: Yeah... a woman would never do anything like that, would she?
- Janet Wood: [gets up from couch] No, of course not.
- Chrissy Snow: Unless there was a very special reason.
- Janet Wood: Like what?
- Chrissy Snow: Like Eddy, maybe? You know, Eddy from the office?
- Janet Wood: Yeah.
- Chrissy Snow: Well, he's taking me out tonight, and naturally he'll wanna see me home...
- Janet Wood: And naturally you'll wanna have him in for coffee.
- [checks TV set]
- Chrissy Snow: Well, isn't that a special reason?
- Janet Wood: Naturally.
- [disappointed with what she sees on TV set]
- Chrissy Snow: Can I switch nights with you?
- Janet Wood: You're in luck. Humphrey Bogart isn't talking tonight.
- [folds arms]
- Chrissy Snow: What?
- Janet Wood: The sound is out again.
- Chrissy Snow: Oh.
- Janet Wood: Look, I'll go catch a movie and you can have the apartment all to yourself.
- [goes off]
- Chrissy Snow: Oh, thank you. And, listen, you can come back whenever you like.
- Janet Wood: Oh, gee, Chrissy, I hope you don't have that same problem I had last week with Bob.
- Chrissy Snow: What problem?
- Janet Wood: Well, he kept looking for a parking place for his hand.
- Chrissy Snow: Ugh. When will a guy realize that when a girl says no she really means no?
- Janet Wood: Right.
- Chrissy Snow: [scoffs] Except when she means maybe.
- [both laugh]