Three's Company (TV Series)

Chrissy's New Boss (1978)

Suzanne Somers: Chrissy Snow

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Quotes 

• Chrissy Snow : [re Mr. Roper putting up drape]  How's it coming?

  Stanley Roper : [hurt himself with pin]  Got a band-aid?

  Chrissy Snow : Oh, did you hurt yourself?

  Helen Roper : Yeah, Stanley's been sticking himself with those drapery pins. I guess his eyes are beginning to go too.

  Chrissy Snow : What size of them do you need?

  Stanley Roper : You got one big enough to cover her mouth?

  [laughs at his own little joke, no one else does, and he tries the pin again] 

  Stanley Roper : Ow, ow, ow! That went right through my thumb.

  Chrissy Snow : Lemme look at it. That's funny, you're not bleeding.

  Helen Roper : Well, like everything else about Stanley, it takes a while to get started.

• Janet Wood : [re that revealing red dress]  Hey, Chrissy, uh, did you actually wear this dress at the office?

  Chrissy Snow : I sure did, and it really worked! I walked into that office just overflowing with confidence!

  [out the room] 

  Janet Wood : Jack... You really did it this time.

  Jack Tripper : *I* did it?

  Janet Wood : Yes, you're the one who wanted her to wear a low-cut dress.

  Jack Tripper : Janet, I want *every* girl to wear a low-cut dress.

  Janet Wood : Jack, please, that is *not* the kind of dress you wear to office. It's the kind you wear to open-heart surgery!

  Jack Tripper : Well, that dress probably had nothing to do with her getting that promotion.

  Janet Wood : Oh, are you kidding?

  Jack Tripper : I'm not!

  Janet Wood : Oh, Jack, come on. I've heard how men are in offices.

  Jack Tripper : What are you talking about?