Third Watch (TV Series)
Spring Forward, Fall Back (2000)
Michael Beach: Monte Parker
Quotes
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Monte Parker : [after Vangie tells Carlos she's pregnant] You wanna talk about it?
Carlos Nieto : About what?
Monte Parker : Okay.
Carlos Nieto : Hey, she got pregnant. It's not my problem. What, you gonna tell me to do the right thing?
Monte Parker : No, not much chance of that.
Monte Parker : She said she was on birth control.
Monte Parker : You didn't wear a condom?
Carlos Nieto : I saw the pills.
Monte Parker : They got a name for guys as stupid as you.
Carlos Nieto : Yeah, what's that?
Monte Parker : Dad.
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Monte Parker : [to Carlos] You know, you've gotta be the most narcissistic person that I've ever met.
Carlos Nieto : Hey, don't spare my feelings. Tell me what you really think.
Monte Parker : There's a girl out there, scared, carrying your baby and you can just sit there studying.
Carlos Nieto : Actually, right now... I'm trying to study but somebody keeps bothering me.
Monte Parker : You really don't give a damn about what she told you this morning?
Carlos Nieto : No, I really don't.
Monte Parker : Unbelievable. You know how many people wanna have kids, but can't?
Carlos Nieto : You know how many people don't wanna have kids and do? Hey, why don't get your own house in order before you go worrying about mine.
Monte Parker : What's that supposed to mean?
Carlos Nieto : Forget it.
Monte Parker : No, no. What about "my house"?
Carlos Nieto : Morales was icing you big time back there. I've had women threatening to stab me treat me better than that.
Monte Parker : Well, after what I've seen today, I'm sure the list of women who'd like to kill you stretches from here to Jersey.