Dean Cameron: Bo

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Bo : Ah, fresh air, sunshine and doughnuts! Life is good, Abe. Life is very good.

  Abe : I hate to admit it, Bo, but you are absolutely right. This is truly a beautiful Earth day.

  Bo : I wonder what they're doing up on Crouton.

  Abe : Well, Bo, it's hard to say. This time of year, they're usually working on the zittle harvest. Mom is probably whipping up a fresh batch of zittle dumplings.

  Bo : Oh, and Dad will get out his special knife and carve little characters out of the zittle cores. You know, I've had my run-ins with Dad, but I've got to give him one thing. The man knows how to whittle a zittle.

• [Bo and Abe enter a salon run by an effeminate hair dresser] 

  Tab : Deliveries are in the rear.

  Bo : I bet.

• Rene : What are you two doing here?

  Bo : Well, we came here for jobs, but we'd settle for inhaling next to you.

• Rene : Let me see if you can handle this.

  Bo : You know, the last girl who said that to me made me wear chaps and spurs.

• Rene : As I mentioned before, apprentices start out doing the least desireable jobs around the salon.

  Bo : Like menial labor.

  Rene : Exactly. Like sweeping hair...

  Abe : Check!

  Rene : ...scrubbing sinks...

  Bo : Check!

  Rene : ...shampoos and facials...

  Abe : Check!

  Rene : ...laundry...

  Bo : Check!

  Rene : ...and cleaning the toilets.

  Bo , Abe : CHECK!

• Rene : Do you guys take anything seriously?

  Abe : Food.

  Bo : Women.

  Abe : Women with food.

  Bo : Naked women without food.

• Rene : Bo, Abe, how can I ever thank you?

  Bo : Back to the sauna!