Halle Berry: Rene

Quotes 

• Rene : What are you two doing here?

  Bo : Well, we came here for jobs, but we'd settle for inhaling next to you.

• Val Vincent : That's what apprenticeships are for - to give young, energetic people a chance to get their foot in the door. Isn't that right, fellas?

  Rene : But they don't have any experience.

  Val Vincent : Well, I'm willing to bet they're very quick studies.

  Rene : [points to Bo]  This one is weird.

  Val Vincent : Well, since when has being *weird* been a hindrance to our profession?

• Rene : Let me see if you can handle this.

  Bo : You know, the last girl who said that to me made me wear chaps and spurs.

• Rene : As I mentioned before, apprentices start out doing the least desireable jobs around the salon.

  Bo : Like menial labor.

  Rene : Exactly. Like sweeping hair...

  Abe : Check!

  Rene : ...scrubbing sinks...

  Bo : Check!

  Rene : ...shampoos and facials...

  Abe : Check!

  Rene : ...laundry...

  Bo : Check!

  Rene : ...and cleaning the toilets.

  Bo , Abe : CHECK!

• Rene : Do you guys take anything seriously?

  Abe : Food.

  Bo : Women.

  Abe : Women with food.

  Bo : Naked women without food.

• Rene : Bo, Abe, how can I ever thank you?

  Bo : Back to the sauna!