That '70s Show (TV Series)
The Third Wheel (2001)
Danny Masterson: Steven Hyde
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Quotes
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[Hyde and Eric walk into the bowling alley. Jill is sitting in a chair]
Steven Hyde : Jill, what are you doing here?
Eric Forman : All right. I confess. 'Twas me. I asked Jill to meet us here. Jill, Hyde's my friend. That's no reason to break up with him.
Jill : What? He broke up with me. He said he had to spend time with you because of some brain inflammation that makes you act like a dillhole.
[Hyde looks uncomfortable]
Eric Forman : But... I don't have a brain thing.
Steven Hyde : He forgets he has it. It's part of the disease.
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[Eric learns that Hyde's new girlfriend is history]
Steven Hyde : She dumped me. She said she didn't like you. I told her, "Too bad, we're friends", and that was it.
Eric Forman : Oh, man. I feel terrible. Is there anything I can do?
Steven Hyde : I don't know, man. I kinda really liked her.
Eric Forman : Hey, how does ten bucks sound?
Steven Hyde : Forman, ten lousy bucks can't replace Jill.
Eric Forman : Yeah. How 'bout twenty?
Steven Hyde : Jill who?