- Steven Hyde: [Eric is complaining about having to go with Donna to the arboretum] So, why don't you just not go?
- Eric Forman: Eh, it's just one day.
- Steven Hyde: Not for you, man. You're "engaged". It's Latin for "screwed for life".
- Eric Forman: Oh, my God, you're right! And I have no choice. I have to do what she says or she won't let me touch her "naughty places".
- Kitty Forman: [about her upcoming dinner party] Oh, and since it's a special occasion, you'll all be allowed one sip of wine!
- Eric Forman: Great! So, it'll be like going to communion, but without the fun of going to church!
- Michael Kelso: If I were a bird, I'd fly to Tahiti, because the ladies there don't wear tops! Oh, but then I'd wanna change back into myself because no lady wants to make it with a bird. Wait! Can I be a monkey?