- [Hyde, Fez, Randy and Kelso are in the Formans' basement. Samantha enters, wearing a genie costume]
- Samantha Hyde: Okay, I'm working on an bit for my new act. What is sexier? This genie costume, or my naughty stewardess outfit?
- Steven Hyde: Sam! What did I tell you about parading around half-naked in front of my friends? If you're gonna do it, you've gotta charge 'em!
- Michael Kelso: [On hearing that Kitty and Red have been married for 25 years] Man, 25 years! If you guys were dogs that would be like
- [stops to think about it]
- Michael Kelso: 25 dog years!
- Michael Kelso: That was the worst idea I've ever had, and I've had some bad ideas! I mean, a firecracker suit what was THAT?
- Steven Hyde: Best 4th of June ever.