Topher Grace credited as playing...
Eric Forman
- Kitty Forman: Eric, Honey, I was thinking tomorrow night we could go shopping, just the two of us.
- Eric Forman: Why?
- Kitty Forman: Well, because we need to get you some new shoes and some underwear.
- Red Forman: Kitty, we bought him shoes last year.
- Eric Forman: [increasingly uncomfortable] Yeah, and I can shop for my own underwear.
- Kitty Forman: Oh no, you can not! The last time you went, you bought them too snug, and I want grandchildren.
- [Eric learns that Kitty wants him to go shopping with her to get him new underwear]
- Eric Forman: Yeah, well I have to... bye!
- Kitty Forman: You know, he used to love going shopping with me.
- Red Forman: Look, Kitty, he's sixteen...
- Kitty Forman: Seventeen.
- Red Forman: Whatever. The point is that when a boy hits that age, they don't want to spend time with their mother. And if they do, they're weird.
- Red Forman: That's it! Eric, you're spending time with your mother!
- Eric Forman: What did I do?
- Kitty Forman: Red, don't make it sound like a punishment!
- Red Forman: Well, it is!