That '70s Show (TV Series)
Jackie Says Cheese (2002)
Topher Grace: Eric Forman
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Quotes
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Eric Forman : Hey, L'Eggo my Eggo.
Reginald "Red" Forman : Hey, L'Eggo my foot in your ass.
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Kitty Forman : Here, honey, I brought you something back from the hospital. A lollipop!
Eric Forman : Mom, I'm seventeen years old.
Kitty Forman : Which is why I also brought you condoms.
[Eric and Red groan uncomfortably]
Kitty Forman : Well, see, we had a teenage mom come in, and it's just, well, y'know, I worry about you.
Eric Forman : That I'll get pregnant? You're not a good nurse.
Kitty Forman : Now don't be a porky-mouth. Oh, here. Sexual health pamphlets.
[Eric and Red groan again]
Kitty Forman : I just want you to know that intercourse is a responsibility, not just a right.
Eric Forman : [he gets up to leave the kitchen table] OK. Well, this couldn't be more uncomfortable.
Kitty Forman : [as Eric is leaving] Oh, oh, don't forget your condoms.
Eric Forman : I was wrong!