That '70s Show (TV Series)

I'm a Boy (2004)

Danny Masterson: Steven Hyde

Quotes 

• Steven Hyde : No. No, man, there is no way I'm going on a date with your ex-girlfriend who's now my girlfriend, and your new girlfriend who doesn't want to be your girlfriend, but is pregnant with your child. That's like, hillbilly territory.

  Michael Kelso : I'll pay.

  Steven Hyde : I'm in.

• [Eric and Donna just had sex] 

  Eric Forman : You know what I have, right in the palm of my hand?

  Steven Hyde : No one wants to know that. Just wash up.

• Kitty Forman : You have been such a big help, working yourself nearly to death. I made you your special sandwich.

  Eric Forman : Awww. The 'Eric McSweety'.

  Steven Hyde : It's a regular sandwich, hold the masculinity.

• Jackie Burkhart : So, hey. Maybe a good way to break the ice would be for everyone to tell a few things about themselves. I'll go first. I like make-up and diets, and Steven, here, likes black things and throwing stuff at glass.

  Brooke : Okay. Well, I was valedictorian in my class, I run marathons, and I tutor kids in Latin.

  Michael Kelso : Well, I egged the valedictorian of my class. And a marathon runner. Oh, and some kids that took Latin!

  Steven Hyde : This is fun.