That '70s Show (TV Series)

Holy Crap! (2000)

Tommy Chong: Leo

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• Fez : [in the Circle in the basement]  I don't want to get into a religious argument, but my god can kick your God's ass.

  Steven Hyde : God is dead, man. It said so in Time Magazine.

  Leo : No, man. I sat next to God once on the bus. He told me the meaning of life and then he gave me a pretzel.

  Steven Hyde : So, what's the meaning of life, man?

  Leo : Uh - yeah. I guess I should'a written it down. But it was a good pretzel, man!

  Eric Forman : Maybe this life doesn't even matter, y'know. Maybe we're not even here. Or, no, maybe I'm here, but you're not.

  Eric Forman : [suddenly desperate and feeling alone]  Hello?

  Michael Kelso : Y'know what the best thing God ever did was? Boobs!

  Fez : Yes. And God said, "Let there be boobs!" and then there were boobs.

  Steven Hyde : Hey, if God is all-powerful, can he make a boob so big that even *he* can't lift it?

  Leo : That's a good question, man. I'll ask him next time I'm on the bus.

• Leo : [Kitty is embarrassed to be alone in church, when Leo walks up to the empty pew beside her]  Excuse me, ma'am. Is this seat taken, man?

  Kitty Forman : [clearly annoyed]  Do you see anyone?

  Leo : [Leo sits down next to Kitty]  I love it here, man. The guy up there tells stories, that guy wails on the organ, you can sing as loud as you want. It's almost a religious experience. I kind of think this is what heaven's gonna be like, you know? Plus, they'll have an open bar.