- Jeri: [to Fez, who wants the shampoo boy job] You're a little creepy. But you're cute, so I'll try you out on one of our regular customers.
- Donna Pinciotti: Yes! That's great, Fez. I have complete faith in you.
- Jeri: You're gonna wash Donna's hair.
- Donna Pinciotti: Ooh, you know, I'm kind of exclusive with Paulette.
- Jeri: I can't just test him on anyone. He seems kind of pervy.
- Fez: She gets me.
- Donna Pinciotti: Well, last time I was here, they were looking for help. And they have no idea how weird you are.
- Fez: That *is* an advantage.
- Donna Pinciotti: So, Eric, you dad's muffler shop opens tomorrow; that's, like, the perfect job for him, because he's been muffling you for years...
- Eric Forman: Yeah, he REALLY hates noise - I think that's because it reminds him of fun.
- Reginald "Red" Forman: Look, Kitty, I framed one of the fliers from my Grand Opening; that way, if the shop's a success, I'll have a souvenir, and if not, I'll have something to glare at while I'm drinking.
- Reginald "Red" Forman: [to Hyde, who's sitting, drinking a can of beer] What the hell are you doing?
- Steven Hyde: What?
- Reginald "Red" Forman: The first day on the job, and you're drinking? This is NOT Summer camp!
- Steven Hyde: There's drinking at Summer camp?
- Steven Hyde: Look, Kitty, I framed one of the fliers from my Grand Opening; that way, if the shop's a success, I'll have a souvenir, and if not, I'll have something to glare at while I'm drinking.
- Kitty Forman: OK, let's make this the prettiest muffler shop ever!
- Reginald "Red" Forman: All I wanted was a Grand Opening sign...
- Kitty Forman: And you got one
- [holds up small rectangle of cloth]
- Kitty Forman: - in NEEDLEPOINT!
- Reginald "Red" Forman: But it's so small!
- Kitty Forman: Needlepoint is HARD! You know what, you should have just married Betty Parker!