- Donatello: Uh, leave the shiny button alone, Mikey!
- Michelangelo: But it might be something really good!
- [presses it]
- Michelangelo: Or not! AHHHHHHHHHH!
- Professor Honeycutt: I do believe these fine gentlemen can help us.
- [points at Han Solo and Chewbacca]
- Leonardo, Raphael: We can do better!
- [an alien trucker makes amorous advances on Michelangelo, who is dressed as a female alien]
- Michelangelo: You couldn't possibly hit a lady, but you know... a lady could hit you!
- [knocks out the trucker]