- [first lines]
- Michelangelo: 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the town / Turtle Santa drove like crazy to not let the kids down. / Instead of a sleigh, a truck full of toys, / destined to be the presents for good girls and boys. / But evil thieves wanted to steal the toys at all costs. / Poor, poor Turtle Santa, all hope was lost...
- Michelangelo: Great! I finally ditch those Purple Dragon Bozos and I end up on "The World's Scariest Police Chases!"