- Michaelangelo: [On TV, April winked at one of the turtles] Right on, babe.
- Donatello: She was winking at me you know.
- Michaelangelo: You're totally warped, dude. She was winking at me.
- Raphael: Get real, you guys it was meant for yours truly.
- Leonardo: I hate to argue, fellas, but I think she meant it for me.
- April O'Neil: [They all argue] Cool it, fellas! If you must know, I was winking at Splinter.
- Michaelangelo: I don't believe that!
- Splinter: Age has its advantages.
- Bebop: Earth, make way for Bebop and Rocksteady!
- Rocksteady: And away we go!
- [Bebop and Rocksteady crash into the portal as it closes and Krang laughs]
- Rocksteady: Why'd you do that?
- Krang: Because I enjoy seeing both people and animals suffer. And you, my friends are both!
- Tiffany: [after watching April on the news, furiously] Burnesie! How dare you let her say such a thing!
- Burne Thompson: But Tiffany, honey, it's the truth.
- Tiffany: Admit it! You love turtles, don't you?
- Burne Thompson: [nervously] No, no, baby. I hate turtles, honest.
- Irma Langinstein: [comes in with a lunch bag, to Burne] Here's your lunch, boss. Let's see, um, you ordered the mock turtle soup...
- Tiffany: [gasps, outraged] WHAT! I knew you were a lousy turtle lover!
- [Tiffany grabs Burne's lunch and dunks it on him before leaving]
- Tiffany: GOODBYE!
- Irma Langinstein: I guess she's not a soup lover either.