Kevin Michael Richardson: Coach Fortner

Quotes 

• Coach Fortner : Stop the match!

  [the ref pulls Vin off Steve] 

  Coach Fortner : I have a shocking announcement. In my hand I hold a yearbook.

  [the audience gasps] 

  Coach Fortner : I haven't gotten to the shocking part yet! What is wrong with you people?... This year book is five years old and-

  [they gasp again. Coach makes sounds of frustration] 

  Coach Fortner : ... and it has a picture of Vin the Pin Williams. He graduated already, he's a ringer.

  [silence] 

  Coach Fortner : Now you can gasp!

  [They gasp. He points to Vin] 

  Coach Fortner : You, disqualified.

  [Goes to Steve] 

  Coach Fortner : You, the winner!