- Crypt Keeper: Firing squad! Present arms! Hello creeps. I was just about to fire off tonight's deadtime story. It's about a young soldier who doesn't want to be in the army anymore. I can't imagine why not! I mean war's a great opportunity destroyer.
- [chuckles]
- Crypt Keeper: Now, where was I? Oh yes! Ready! Maim! And here's my favorite part. Fire!.
- [shoots a book off the shelf as it opens up on the table]
- Crypt Keeper: I call tonight's tale "Yellow."
- Crypt Keeper: I guess Martin finally learned his lesson. No guts, no gory!
- [the Crypt Keeper laughs as it shows him tied up to a tree]
- Crypt Keeper: Well, gut to go kiddies. It's time for my shots.
- [turns the guns onto himself]
- Crypt Keeper: Fire!
- [the Crypt Keeper sets off the guns that shoot him as he chuckles upon not being harmed by the bullets]
- Crypt Keeper: Yes, yes, oh yes. Boy I get a bang out of that.