Tales from the Crypt (TV Series)

Mournin' Mess (1991)

Ally Walker: Elaine Tillman

Quotes 

• Elaine : Well, maybe you should buy an alcohol-powered generator, that way you could urinate into it every morning and have enough electricity for the whole day.

• Elaine : Help? Mr. Sweeney, you need burial.

• Dale Sweeney : I need an assignment, Tillman.

  Elaine : You must be joking. I'm gonna have to hire somebody to come in and clean up the mess you made just walking in here.

• Elaine : I'm not gonna play this crap-game with you anymore. Will Sweeney show up, or is he too busy getting his oil changed?

• Elaine : Now look, I don't wanna have to call security. What am I saying? I'd love to call security.